This was a double-movie weekend. This is what seems to happen if one of us is away for the week. Most weekends we hit the movies, but sometimes we double-up.

Iron Man was awesome and lived up to my expectations after a week of hype. The casting was excellent, the effects were fun and convincing, the plot was one I could really get into… yeah, I could see it again and not just because I’m a popcorn addict. It was the best action movie I’ve seen in a while! Fun!!!

Speed Racer was also an amazing ride - we saw it on the IMAX screen and … wow. The visual effects in the movie are fabulous. The casting was great - I love John Goodman and Susan Sarandon (Pops and Mom Racer) and Emile Hirsch was a great choice for Speed Racer. The only unfortunate choice was Chrstina Ricci as Trixie. Next to baby-faced Hirsch (who is also 5 years younger than she is), Ricci looked obviously older in their closeups. It’s a PG movie, it’s not terribly complex or unpredictable, but it is a great ride.

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Rust in the gardenBunnies bearing eggs are not to be trusted!

As appropriate, I had easter candy for breakfast. And that was the full extent of my observance of the holiday. Some traditions should not be broken.

All in all, this was not the most productive weekend in history, but it suited my mood. I could have used a little more sleep, but that was apparently not to be. I could have used a little more time with my brain functioning as well, but this was also not to be. Oh well.

We did go see 10,000 B.C. in which we saw some pretty ticked off giant arboreal attack chickens who were some ticked about that bunny stealing their eggs. Even after bracing ourselves for a fantasy movie, it was a pretty bad movie. Silly and amusing enough but bad. I don’t feel cheated out of time and money, but in hindsight I really didn’t need to see it.

The Bank Job would have benefited from skimpier costumes for Jason Statham. Alas, he was fully clothed most of the time. Despite this, it was a good, fun caper flick.

This weekend also involved looking at couches again as our current couch is rather … squished. We have confirmed that we are incredibly picky. We have also confirmed that we should probably carry around little cards that explain to sales people to leave us alone because they’re more likely to get a sale that way. However, I am at least somewhat optimistic that we will be able to find a couch we like when the time comes. Our current couch is probably about 10 years old and those years have not been easy. If all else fails, I’ll get it refurbished with new cushions and upholstery or maybe do that anyway and put it somewhere else in the house. I’d also like to put a comfy reading chair in my office where I currently have a bunch of crates and boxes for recycling. I need to stash my sewing machine boxes somewhere storage-like as well. And I should do something about bookshelves so I can get my books out of the Fop’s office… not that I can navigate through the boxes of comics to get to my books right now. *giggle* I do sense a trip to IKEA in my future though.

But, first on my list is to play with fabric. I need some sort of carrier for my laptop accessories and cables. I keep seeing the neoprene ones for sale and thinking “cool but I could make that” so I guess I should get off my butt, right?

I know the photo is not very Spring-ly, but I really like it. I hadn’t posted a non-monster cat photo in a while and wanted to post something. It would also make an excellent location to hide easter eggs. In fact, maybe this is an easter photo and you should find the easter egg hidden in this picture!

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More SunsetI did indeed survive the week. I was unsuccessful in taking Friday afternoon off… there were just too many things that were easier to write up while they were fresh in mind. I’m in New London Monday, so yeah… chaos always seems to ensue when I show up there, so there was no good way to put things off to Monday. Oh well. I still survived the week! We went to see a horrible movie late Friday afternoon… and yes, it’s all my fault. It had funny and cute moments, but mostly was stupid with a dash of scarring for life… There’s your review of Strange Wilderness. Don’t go see it. I am not entirely sure why I wanted to see it… probably because I was worn out and everything else sounded crappy too. The popcorn was really fresh at least.

I have nothing else organized to say today. Which implies that the above was organized. Which it wasn’t, of course. So yeah… time to go do laundry now.

Oh and yes, I’m going to CT tomorrow, I’ll be back home Wednesday night because if I was away for both my birthday and Valentine’s day, the Fop would never let me hear the end of it.

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Friday night we tried to go see Cloverfield but ended up seeing 27 Dresses instead. Last night we ended up back at the theaters to see Cloverfield.

27 Dresses was not your average chick flick. It was silly and hilarious and remarkably fun. There was a lot of excellent dialog and 27 highly amusing bridesmaid dresses. The options for torturing bridesmaids displayed in this movie almost make me want to torture some of my own. Almost. Katherine Heigl (who also played the lead in Knocked Up) really doesn’t do much for me but that didn’t lessen the amusement factor of the movie. Silly, happy fun.

Cloverfield rocked. I think in part I love movies where NYC gets destroyed. For me, Cloverfield maintained serious intensity through out, starting almost from the very beginning. There’s a certain anticipation I brought with me, knowing it was some sort of big, bad monster flick, but the film teased me in the beginning with a fun, fluffy intro. The first 15 minutes of the movie really don’t prepare you for how involved you’re about to get with these characters. And then the intensity builds and builds… it’s not so much a scary movie as an intense ride through a disaster. The ending credits feature an incredible piece of music entitled “ROAR! (Cloverfield Overture)” was intense and dramatic and capped off the movie really well. (Stay for the credits. All the way through.)

I’m not stunned that Cloverfield is breaking January opening records. The theater was pretty full last night at the 10:15 pm show (Sunday of opening weekend, though granted a holiday Monday was coming up) and I’d happily go see it again.

That’s all!

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Labor Day Weekend was productive. I participated in the Sweat Shop of Dags and Red Fabric run by ownedbytwins Saturday and Sunday. Too many dags! It was a great time and many muffins were eaten! (And wine and mead and various other tasty things!) By the time we closed up shop, very early Monday morning, some of the guard uniforms were together and awaiting some finishing touches… er… re-engineering. Labor Day itself was spent recovering from the previous two long days of craziness.

Tuesday I turned off my IM software. It was awesome. It’s back on today, but a week without most of my personal IM stuff up and running was a great thing. (No offense to those of you who thought I’d died because I wasn’t on IM. You’ll have to figure out what my secret back-up IM account is.) The week was productive enough at work despite a large dose of stress and anxiety. I would rather get work done than deal with politics but sometimes the politics have other ideas. I survived, and the last punch of politics for the week was actually kind of polite so I was relieved going into the weekend.

Movies

Friday night we went to see Balls of Fury. We saw about 20 minutes of it before the film ate itself. The movie was actually kind of promising - silly but promising. We hung out another 20 minutes until the projectionist determined there was no fixing the film. We were sent across the hall to see 3:10 to Yuma which was just starting (and given free passes to boot).

3:10 to Yuma was great despite the fact that I was really in the mood for a silly movie. Russell Crowe and Christian Bale are a great combination. Crowe, as the confident and carefree outlaw Ben Wade, never doubts that his gang will show up, free him, and kill everything standing around him in the process. Bale is a desperate rancher, Dan Evans, who’s agreed to escort Wade to the train station to put him on the prison train to Yuma. This is Evans’ last chance to save his farm, his family and rescue himself from the way his sons look at him. Wade spends most of the trip trying to convince Evans to give up and go home while he still can.

It’s a bleak movie. Evans is up against horrible odds only made worse by Wade’s casual disregard for the security escort he’s been provided. Wade is the most interesting character in the movie. Where Evans is honest and driven, Wade is calculating but laid back. He’s not an enigma - his motivations are always on the surface whether he’s trying to bribe or sweet talk. The true, chaotically evil, bad guy of this film is Charlie Prince, played by Ben Foster (whom you might recognize as Angel from the last X-men movie). With a blind devotion to Wade that borders on fanaticism, Charlie Prince hunts down and kills people throughout the movie. Charlie gets most of the great lines in the movie making for a remarkably quippy bleak movie.

Other movies from the past month:

  • The Bourne Ultimatum - more action, less plot than the previous Bourne movies, but still a fun ride
  • Hairspray - cute, fun, energetic and a total hoot (who can resist a dance number between John Travolta and Christopher Walken?)
  • Stardust - a beautiful fairy tale that plunges us into a wonderful world and we will never look at Robert De Niro quite the same again

Other stuff
The rest of this weekend was an adventure in trying to sleep and trying to win the battle of the laundry. I have been rather insomniac this month so far despite eating properly and exercising more routinely. Laundry is on-going, as usual, but at least it’s mundane clothing now rather than Pennsic stuff. I made a lot of progress this weekend… I hope. For my next trick I’ll survive work this week. I’ve got a lot to get done and I’m relying on very busy people to get me what I need to succeed.

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Spider-man 3 was the worst comic book movie I’ve ever seen. (Yes, I’ve seen Elektra and Daredevil, not to mention Ghost Rider.) In the interest of full-disclosure, I did not like Spider-Man 2 very much either. I also have never read the Spider-Man comics. But I also like most movies, even the bad ones. My favorite part of Spider-Man 3 was seeing the back of haeddre’s head during the jazz club scene.

There are possible minor spoilers below.

I dislike Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man and Peter Parker to begin with. If the purpose of this movie was to make the audience hate Peter Parker and his ego-centric, self-indulgent personality, it worked. By halfway through the movie I was hoping he’d miss with his webbing and fall to his death. Kirsten Dunst is cute but plays Mary Jane as a whiner which doesn’t really work for me either. James Franco was a highlight of the cast as Harry Osborn, despite his mercurial personality swings. Eddie Brock, played by Topher Grace, deserved a little more screen time and character development. Unfortunately, that screen time was sucked up by Peter Parker doing some sort of bizarre strutting montage.

Spider-Man 3 plods along painfully. I found the exposition in the beginning about 5 minutes longer than necessary especially since the previous movies have been fairly huge blockbusters. There was so much character and relationship development I wondered if the script had been written by a romance novel writer. There was an extended scene where Peter Parker struts about town, getting startled looks from random women on the street, to a horrible piece of music. I’m not sure if a selection from the Bee Gees would have made it better or worse but it certainly would have been fitting. The Jazz Club scene with Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy is also painfully long. The audience got the idea that Peter Parker was a cocky, self-centered egotistical asshole already, we didn’t need another extended musical scene for this. The best part of this scene is the end when Gwen apologizes to Mary Jane and storms out in tears leaving Peter behind. (Gwen Stacy is played by Bryce Dallas Howard from The Village and Lady in the Water if you’re trying to place her but can’t figure out where you’ve seen her.)

Another problem was an overpopulation of villains. Sandman and Venom and a new Goblin, oh my! Too many storylines (focused primarily on the villains’ hatred of Spider-Man, which I could totally relate to) were presented too quickly and even felt far too over-simplified and condensed to me. The special effects were not as amazing as in previous Spider-Man movies. Something about the cgi and the physics was just not as realistic. The result was a movie that felt like a character and relationship study that happend to have some bad guys and a little cgi. I have no idea where they spent all the money they supposedly spent on this movie. On talent, I guess?

Word is that Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst won’t be doing another Spider-Man movie. Good. Perhaps Sam Raimi should step down as director as well. These movies have created an interesting universe that could continue to be successful with better acting, writing and directing. I won’t feel quite as bad about driving up the opening weekend ticket sales results on this movie if a sequel happens with completely new people. It’s almost as if this comic book movie got lost somewhere. Perhaps the guy in the editing room thought he was editing a drama instead of an action comic book blockbuster.

It was so bad we came home and watched another movie (Shaun of the Dead) just to get Spider-Man 3 out of our heads.

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So, about 300… Apparently you either love or hate this movie. I loved it and most of the reviewers are in the latter camp. Of course, I’m not sure what they were expecting. It seems they’re stuck in a lack-of-perspective vortex of some sort. The end result: 300 has been getting horrid reviews.

No spoilers below… well no spoilers that aren’t fairly obvious from the trailers…

I won’t disagree the reviewer who described 300 as “action porn” but I happen to enjoy “spending almost two hours watching a bunch of worked-out UK thespians battle for the survival of Hellenism in only sandals, leather codpieces, and vermilion capes.” (Though they were not codpieces at all obviously but anyone can publish a movie review these days.) I was drawn to this movie for 3 reasons: I love epic action films; I loved Frank Miller’s Sin City; mostly naked, hot men.

I enjoyed 300 a great deal. No, I loved it. I like most movies honestly and have a special soft spot for anything vaguely historical. 300 was indeed epic. The Spartans were gloriously insane. Every one of them, man or woman, was quite attractive. The action was intense and gore-filled but in Frank Miller’s beautifully stylized way, if you can accept picturesque beheadings and bejeweled blood-spray as beautiful. The cinematography held the audience’s attention but did not let us forget that this was indeed a movie based on a graphic novel with all the spectacle of butchery painted graphically but neatly on the screen for us. Some visuals were cliché but most were simply iconic.

Origins: 300 is a movie based on a a graphic novel written in the late ’90s, inspired by a 1962 movie (The 300 Spartans) of a historic event recorded by the victors. Historical accuracy is not what I look for in this sort of movie no more than I looked for it in Braveheart or 99% of the numerous King Arthur movies. Instead of romanticizing the Middle Ages, 300 romanticizes Ancient Greece. The spirit of the event is captured well enough in both the graphic novel and the movie, even if the historical details are skewed for author’s purposes. I don’t think many people look to Hollywood for accurate history lessons as much as for inspiration to go learn more about a particular aspect of history. (Spartans did actually wear armor from time to time.)

News flash: This is a comic book movie. (Just in case you missed it in the last paragraph!) I am not a comic book or graphic novel reader at all. In fact, the only graphic novels I’ve looked at in the past decade are Sin City and 300 specifically because of their related movies. This time I did not actually start to read 300 until after I saw the movie. Frank Miller has a particular visual style that he endeavored to translate to film as closely as possible. He succeeded nicely in doing so with Sin City and I believe he did again in the case of 300. Some of the more most striking shots are pulled from the pages of a graphic novel just like some of the stunning visuals in movie Sin City matched corresponding pages in the graphic novel. If it were anyone but Frank Miller I might agree with many points brought up by the professional critics. But it’s Miller and he has a meticulous attention to detail. He clearly had a vision for the film and I don’t think it was to provide a moralistic action flick. It’s by no means a perfect translation, but it certainly a true translation.

Green screen: The movie was shot entirely in front of a green screen. All the visuals have been highly tweaked, enhanced, and otherwise mucked with. For me this presentation further enhanced the stylization that evoked a graphic novel. The film was almost monochromatic which I found very effective. Several reviewers called it “airless” due to the green screen. I can see that, but for me that further evoked the very texture of the colors on the 2-dimensional page which seemed appropriate given that this is a movie reproducing a graphic novel. The movie at once evokes the watercolors bleeding on the page and the grain of the paper. The graphic novel’s color palate is just as limited as the movies: red, brown, black, a pale dirty blue sky and a bit of gold.

Xerxes: The movie spends more time with Xerxes than the graphic novel did. The invading god-king is larger than life and over-the-top decadent in his attire, means of transportation and entertainments. Xerxes is basically a tacky holiday ornament in the film: all gilt and garlands. But there is no doubt that he is a tyrant and a madman. His armies hint at the “thousand tribes” he conquered on his way to Greece and his monstrosities are equally varied and fantastic. I enjoyed the monstrosities perhaps a little more than I should have perhaps. The executioner with the grotesque scythe arms, war elephants and what lurked behind the Immortals’ masks all heightened the nightmarish quality of the encounters and Xerxes’ armies.

King Leonidas: King Leonidas is, forgive me, spartan by comparison. He walks with his soldiers, eats with his soldiers, and dresses like his soldiers insofar as they dressed at all. They actually wear even less in the graphic novel, by the by… His Spartans are all devoted the glory of dying in battle, which is handy since they’re hopelessly out-numbered. The Spartans are not exactly sane either, as you might have guessed, but they embody a bygone spirit a lot of people yearn for.They are a brotherhood united facing impossible odds with smiles and jokes. They are devoted to a common goal and they are almost unerringly skilled at what they do. (How often do we in our day-to-day encounter something like this? This kind of spirit makes movies about sports teams and the military so appealing.)

These over-dressed underwear models strike poses in battle straight out of the pages of the graphic novel. The battles are beautifully performed and intensely and intimately violent. As a side note: their attractiveness seems to be more a side-effect of making a Hollywood movie than an artifact from the graphic novel.

In short, this is a niche film that happened to have mainstream appeal. Mainstream expectations will be confused or disappointed. Miller’s translation of his graphic novel to the screen is successful - as always, audiences can take or leave it as they please. Go in looking for Frank Miller’s vision and glorious gore. Go in expecting what one might consider some cheesy posing by hot mostly-naked men. Enjoy it, relish in it. And if you walk away from this film wanting to go kill some Persians in the real world, perhaps you walked in wanting to kill some Persians. Rest assured that the rest of the Greeks dealt with Xerxes and his armies already.

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