“With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,” he [Woody Harrelson] said. — Source: CNN
Harrelson just wrapped a movie called “Zombieland” in which his character (named Albuquerque) is constantly attacked by zombies. Potentially cliche premise aside, Harrelson’s claim is that he was still very much in character when he arrived in the New York airport and clobbered a photographer, damaging his camera and resulting in a report to the police.
Mr. Darwin would like to strip the photographer of his evolution points for continuing to follow the angry, violent, zombie-hallucinating actor all the way to the parking lot.
Harrelson gets points for the proper singular form “paparazzo” but loses points for failing to use “whom”. Misuse of the phrase “quite understandably” gets a pass as it has been saved by its giggle-worthiness.
I guess it’s lucky Harrelson didn’t have any similar run-ins after filming “Natural Born Killers.”
Why no, I don’t read CNN for real news anymore. That would be silly.
tags: absurd, movies, paparazzi, woody harrelson, zombies
