Spring is here. The weather is warming up and when we go out in our automobiles we are more likely to leave our windows open while we cruise around. This is lovely however…

Please remember when you yell at traffic around you or at someone on your cell phone with your windows open, everyone can hear you and will possibly question your sanity and stability.

Today while puttering about in parking garages and parking lots I have witnessed three such incidents.

To the lady in the blue Toyota: No, I don’t know what the cars in front of you are doing either.
To the guy in the truck: Um, I think your diagnosis of “that girl is a crazy b*tch” is probably accurate if she’s dating you.
To the adorable little old lady in the Lincoln: Yes, I was looking at you funny because I could hear you on your cell phone asking your obviously mostly-deaf husband if you needed to pick up eggs.

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